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20 Jul 10

The Cthulhu Cult - wanna join?

Ok. So, err, this guy’s an alternative to some of the more scary and dangerous gods like those of the Middle Eastern originating religious cults like Christianity and Islam, he’s the centre of the Cthulhu Cult.

And now it’s quiz time:

So if you think you have what it takes to become a serious black magician in the Cthulhu Mythos / Satanism vein, then this is what you need to do…
Type out the answers to these 9 questions (3 to 5 sentences per question):

1. Why do you want to join the Cult of Cthulhu? 

2. Define your personal view of Magic?

3. Define your personal view of any one of the following Gods: Satan, Cthulhu, Yog Sothoth, Nyarlathotep, Tsalal, Set, Satanis, or other evil deity…

4. Do you believe in an esoteric wisdom that, when correctly applied, can change reality?

5. Have you studied the darker aspects of the occult (if so, then what have you studied. if not, then why haven’t you?)

6. Do you believe in yourself?

7. Compare and Contrast two H. P. Lovecraft stories?

8. What do you do for fun, recreation, hobbies, etc.? 

9. What are your goals?

Aha. A religion that makes you have to ‘think’ about things before you decide to join it.  Excellent.

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