An archive of November 2008 thru July 2010 of
Christopher England's daily outbursts of serious observation, random rants or trivial fun. For a list in chronological order: ARCHIVE
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10 Jul 10
  • Me: Hi. I've a few things I'm after. Firstly, I'd like to buy a watch
  • Shop assistant: Analogue?
  • Me: No, just a watch. I'd also like a goldfish
  • Shop assistant: Do you want an aquarium?
  • Me: To be honest, I don't care what star sign it is. Also can somebody sell me a kettle?
  • Shop assistant: Kenwood.
  • Me: Ok, I'll wait for him to serve me then.
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