July 2010
30 posts
“Every now and again I shuffle my blog from place to place. I’m wildly...”
– Christopher England just said that!
Jul 30th
Radio Jackie and the anorak pheromones
Radio Jackie is the last truly independent local radio station. It’s based in Tolworth and broadcasting to “South-West London and North Surrey”. ‘Independent’ means it’s not been assimilated into the typical ‘Borg’ (talk to a Startrek enthusiast for an explanation) groups that almost every other ‘local’ radio station has. It manages to...
Jul 29th
Jul 28th
Sex on TV
What is wrong with these people who scream and shout about sex on TV or in the cinema? (I mean, in the film you are watching in the cinema, not people just randomly having sex in a cinema!) I’ve never understood this fear of natural consensual acts that means we are told that sexually related material is some kind of evil to be banned, and yet it’s all perfectly fine to have TV shows...
Jul 27th
Jul 26th
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God hating, fearing, avoiding...me?
People ask me why, on balance, I seem to highlight or even write a lot of anti-religion rants.  Am I in fact afraid of a god, or angry with him/her/it?  What terrible experience must I have had to make me this bitter?  Was I yet another abused choir boy from the Catholic Church? Ok, let’s look at this.  I was actually brought up a freethinker with no god concept figuring in my life.  My parents...
Jul 25th
Jul 24th
Suicide is painless, part two
I recently reproduced a short article by a guy called Jason who wanted the right to a guilt free suicide.  It’s here.  I published his article because I’d just heard that he finally managed to kill himself.  I don’t want to dwell on the details, but he died fairly instantly at his own hand. I had previously had quite long chats with Jason trying to find for him the reason for...
Jul 23rd
Suicide is painless, part one
I’m re-publishing something previously published elsewhere by a guy called Jason. Please have a read through and try to understand or appreciate what he’s saying, then read Suicide is painless, part two (which will be here tomorrow): “I am tired of living, so very tired of living. I want to die and for it to end. “You probably think I’m suffering from something and...
Jul 22nd
Severance
A friend of mine recently watched the film Severance and his talking about it reminded me of the time 4 or 5 years ago I went to see it at the cinema. Whilst watching the somewhat predictable and highly obvious plotline filled slasher-fest at an Iford, Essex (basically an East Londonish area) cinema, I was left confused about how I should react. Not to the film, but to about 4 or 5 gentlemen...
Jul 21st
Jul 20th
The Cthulhu Cult - wanna join?
Ok. So, err, this guy’s an alternative to some of the more scary and dangerous gods like those of the Middle Eastern originating religious cults like Christianity and Islam, he’s the centre of the Cthulhu Cult. And now it’s quiz time: So if you think you have what it takes to become a serious black magician in the Cthulhu Mythos / Satanism vein, then this is what you...
Jul 19th
“Jeez. Is this right about the Catholic Church cult? They now consider the...”
– Christopher England just said that!
Jul 18th
Jul 17th
The choices Raoul Moat made for everybody
Choices.  We are all faced with choices that affect our lives or the lives of others.  In an ideal world everything that happened to us would be our own choice. Sadly, so often it is others that have the power to make choices about us over which we have no control.  Some choose to hurt or destroy us, a choice we certainly would not make for ourselves. When Raol Moat made the choice to shoot...
Jul 16th
Jul 15th
100 tests to see if you've discovered a cult
Here are a fascinating 100 tests you can make about any organisation or ‘collective thought’ process you support or believe in, to determine whether or not it’s exhibiting the signs of being a cult.  The more of the tests that seem to apply to whatever you are testing, the stronger the cult actually is.  Getting 100 is a bit extreme, because that includes test 100 which is where...
Jul 14th
Jul 13th
Did Sky News kill Raoul Moat?
Who killed Raoul Moat?  He pulled the trigger, yes, but was he actually killed by the media?  Did Sky News contribute to his death? Raoul Moat’s death is a satisfactory outcome as far as I’m concerned.  Regardless of whatever the mitigating circumstances might be that the chattering classes will dine out on forever, he was a man who took a cool and calculated decision to hunt down...
Jul 12th
Jul 11th
Urban regeneration? No! These need termination.
Hmmm. That looks very dangerous, somebody could fall into that and break their legs, I mused as I passed an open hole from which the large metal grating of a roadside drain had been prised. A few steps further on I discovered what it had been used for as the bullet-proof reinforced heavy glass front of a cash machine had showered the street with flakes of itself as it had been subjected to a...
Jul 10th
Me: Hi. I've a few things I'm after. Firstly, I'd like to buy a watch
Shop assistant: Analogue?
Me: No, just a watch. I'd also like a goldfish
Shop assistant: Do you want an aquarium?
Me: To be honest, I don't care what star sign it is. Also can somebody sell me a kettle?
Shop assistant: Kenwood.
Me: Ok, I'll wait for him to serve me then.
Jul 9th
Fear of Mono
Around and about radio enthusiast sites and mass debating pits I notice there continues this horror and fear of mono. Why are (radio anorak type) people so scared of mono? Just because you can broadcast in stereo on FM it doesn’t mean you have to, does it? If your programme content doesn’t actually need to be in stereo because it’s just voices, mainly on the phone or ‘down...
Jul 8th
Jul 7th
Jul 6th
Major weather warning?
By this time next Monday we should all know about a number of major events on Planet Earth. Apparently it’s 85% confirmed that this coming weekend the planet should be receiving a number of major solar burst influences to which the planet will respond as it usually does by reacting with events like Earthquakes, Volcanic Eruptions, Floods, Storms and Major Tornadoes. There should be a...
Jul 5th
How to Nap  →
Heh heh.  Another concept to try to sell to the boss then.  If we all catch some zzzzzzzed time when we should be working then we sell it as our brains are being recharged to make us even better at our jobs!  How to Nap
Jul 4th
David Irving and the Christian couple's £10,000
A few years ago there were two pieces of news that happened within a month of each other that I found confusing. Firstly was a ‘victory’ by some Christians. They were given a payout of £10,000 from the police for the way they were dealt with when the local council tried to stop them putting their ‘anti-gay’ literature next to some ‘pro-gay’ literature and accused them of being homophobic. Now,...
Jul 3rd
Muslim children excluded from school music lessons
People are allowed to get away with so many unacceptable and bad things under the disguise of it being a religious practice.   We all know how the Catholic paedophile rings operated by pretending that they were providing pastoral care and a religion when really they were just a huge network of homosexual kiddie-fiddlers disguised as caring god-botherers.   We all know how men are able to breed...
Jul 2nd
Food Porn
Christopher just slowly ate: Freshly cut very juicy pineapple resting on a bed of St Agur blue cheese on crusty hot buttered freshly toasted slices of bread.
Jul 1st
June 2010
30 posts
Female Muslim prisoners in education
This is the time of year that confuses those involved in education not ‘in the know’ about the life of an average Muslim girl in their early 20s or late teens. Muslim girls are a strictly guarded commodity ‘jailed’ by their fathers and brothers until it is time to sell them off to the family of a young lad who wants them to be their son’s wife. For these girls the first taste of ‘freedom’ is...
Jun 30th