February 2010
28 posts
Oh my god, they've killed Lidl!
Why do things change in such a confusing manner whilst staying the same? WTF has happened to Lidl? It’s done a Nestles.
Many years ago, Nestles was famously pronounced “Ness-ells”. Millions of children knew the jingle especially when associated with the Milky Bar Kid. “The Milky Bars are on me” he’d declare ahead of the invisible choir singing the jolly...
A Free Radio Voice ? The Dream And The Reality
(A guest article penned by Peter Moore)
Hi,
Chris raised the possibility some time ago when we were talking about the Global Warming con, of a network of illicit radio stations all fed from a central point. It certainly is a wonderful concept.
Both Chris and I had dabblings in unlicensed radio many years ago. Sadly, in most cases, the operators spent much time squabbling with each other, making...
“How can you tell if your radio station is doomed to failure?
If radio...”
– Christopher England just shared that!
“Tomorrow, if I’m walking on my own down a path and three people are walking side...”
– Christopher England just walked into that!
Round and Round ... but which way?
If you glance at this spinning lady you’ll at first see she’s a spinning lady going round and round in a continuous circle. However, by reading these words you are being empowered with a special ability that I’m loaning you! Yes, I’m allowing you the ability to make her spin the opposite way. Just look at her again and relax. Maybe focus on different parts of her body. Do whatever makes you...
“So the PRS (Performing Rights Society) are forcing businesses during the misery...”
– Christopher England just logged that!
Sprinkle when you tinkle
Moan moan moan. I’ve written before about women and their obsession with the toilet seat being up or down, as if they are the only of the sexes with rights over its position.
Some women are so obsessed with men and their use (or supposed mis-use) of toilets that in a work environment I’m aware of, the woman have banned men from what should be a unisex loo.
It’s taken me a good number of years to...
“Is it me or is UK media obsessed with American politics? It’s a subject that has...”
– Christopher England from England just said that!
The evil desecration of graves in Anfield Cemetery
Anfield Cemetery has some very old graves and gravestones alongside some from the more recently departed. The older stones, as one might expect when the ground ‘settles’ (ie the coffin finally decays and the earth moves down half a metre or so to fill the space around the body previously occupied by air) are quite often lop-sided or have completely fallen over. They tend to be left...
“PENIS ABUSE!
Surely it’s about time we prosecuted those people - typically...”
– Christopher England just said that!
Cake Farts →
O-k-a-y. Erm, why oh why would you do this?
Click to watch: Cakefarts
Valentine's Day Hype
I’d have published this yesterday, but I was off on a private jet for dinner in Paris….bla bla. Not!
Look, I realise that Valentine’s Day is a hype. It is a device used to generate profit for those who publish and sell cards. And those who sell flowers. Or chocolates. Or sexy lingerie. Or sell food in a restaurant. Or sell ads in a newspaper. Or…well, the list never ends. The...
“If nature hadn’t intended us to eat animals then they wouldn’t be made of yummy...”
– Christopher England just slobbered over that!
“Oh, so now it seems that items we leave in our homes have less re-sale value...”
– Christopher England just asked that!
Why the Met Office "forecasts" are pointless
With those who do the long range weather forecasting like the wonderful yet eccentric http://www.weatheraction.com constantly being accurate with their ability to see almost to the exact week, 6 months ahead (he predicted the massive snowfall set to follow Valentines day), and the Met Office being constantly shown to be completely incompetent, I was interested to watch an interview with a Met...
“Why is it a fact that the overwhelmingly vast majority of youth involved in...”
– Christopher England just rhetorically asked that!
“This ark story from the Torah and the Bible, right, where did all the water go?...”
– Christopher England just said that!
Being 19 ... again.
Yesterday it was my, erm, my “19th” birthday. Well, when I say 19, what I mean is, erm, sort of 19. Let me explain.
In conversation, I very very occasionally drop into the discussion that I am 19 years of age (Ok, I actually say it a lot, I’ll give you that!). This often rushes by people, but others who examine the things I discuss, especially relating to things I’ve done,...
“Yikes! Today is my birthday. Happy Birthday to me!
Don’t like...”
– Christopher England just said that!
“So if I watch the series of old called ‘Liverpool One’ that stars that...”
– Christopher Liverpudlian England just asked that!
Climate change is really about population control
As the lies of those who want us to believe that we are facing man made climate change continue to unravel and the public slowly gets to see as near as they can what’s really going on, I thought it might be a good time to take stock, and maybe point to what’s really going on. It’s very very frightening.
Firstly, what’s my armchair pundit’s position? Ok, well...
“Now come on. This really is getting out of hand, right? Now that there are so...”
– Christopher England just said that (on 100 sites at once)!
My Steve Conway envy
Today I will come out and share that I’m suffering from Steve Conway envy. Steve is a Dublin based broadcaster, journalist and writer (he has books, damn him, books). I met him originally back in the 1980s because of the offshore pirate station Radio Caroline, when we were both based in London.
When I first met Steve he seemed a bit odd or strange. I love odd and strange and so I felt...
January 2010
31 posts
“A white teenager gets executed by 4 black teenagers in London’s King’s Cross...”
– Christopher England just asked that!